Winter fuckin sucks I told Marcello who
used to work at the Royal Tavern on Passyunk but
now works at Grumpy’s off Tasker Street because of the
smoking ban exemption &
what the fuck is a polar vortex &
where’s the sweet baby Jesus porter I ordered two
hours ago you fuckin loser I
wish I was in Orlando, he says
fuck you what’s wrong with
you? what’s wrong with
me! goddam apes took my flat screen now
my heat don’t work even
my eyes are cold &
who the hell’s Orlando?