Scenes from a Fluffya (2015 holiday edition)

by wechslerh66

Me, enunciating to waitress across a room full of screaming Eagles fans at Chickie’s and Pete’s on Packer Avenue in South Philadelphia: “I’ll have a glass of wahter.”
Her: “One wooder.”


Manager at Pep Boys: “What’s the year on your Subaru?”
Me: “2002.”
Manager: “How many miles?”
Me: “175,000.”
Manager: “Whoa! That’s a lotta trips to the liquor store.”

(Two girls walk in, one wearing a wool Eagles cap)

Manager: “Eagles? Di’in’t they useta play football?!”