AT&T Customer Support

by wechslerh66

AT&T: “How can I assist you today?”

Me: “I’m traveling outside the US.”

AT&T: “I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear that because of background noise. Would you please repeat your response?”

Me: “I’m traveling outside the fucking US.”

AT&T: “Would you like help with your bill?”

Me: “I’m traveling outside the fucking US.”

AT&T: “Would you like to hear more about U-verse?”

Me: “I would like to own a vicuña.”

AT&T: “OK–I’ll transfer you to someone who can assist you.”

(call transfers from robot 1 to robot 2)

AT&T: “What would you like to know?”

Me: “I would like to talk to a fleecy sheep and a creep.”

AT&T: “I can help you with your international calling.”

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